Everybody thinks their example of #winning defines this hashtag category. You nail the cheesecake recipe… #winning. Two patties in your single patty burger…#winning. The toddler ate the brussel sprouts disguised as marshmallows…#winning. The dog peed in the cat litter…#winning.
These deserve a participation trophy, at most. What defines #Winning, you ask?
When your wife fishtails the minivan in front of Redbox, slams on the breaks furious-style, ejects out of the already open door and dives toward the box, DVD in her outstretched hand. As the clock strikes 9:00, the DVD slides into the return slot with a loud “CHA-CHING” as she does a tuck roll and gymnast finish to top it off. All of this while 9 months pregnant.
That, my friends, is #winning.